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- Why is it called kevinmetzinger.com?
- How can I make those cool cartoons?
- Should I recommend this site to my friends?
- What's an Easter egg?
- Why don't you have more content?
- What type of training have you had?
- Does this site make you rich?
- If I donate, where will my money go?
- What's the deal with your link swapping program?
- Who designs your site?
- How can I hire the guy that designs your site?
- Why don't you have any merchandise?
- How many LA stories do you plan on making?



"THERE ARE NO STUPID QUESTIONS, ONLY STUPID PEOPLE"

- MR. GARRISON





"WHY IS IT CALLED KEVINMETZINGER.COM?"

It's called kevinmetzinger.com because my name is Kevin Metzinger. The original domain was geocities.com/putszenhimer209, then I bought 11-11-productions.com, now it's kevinmetzinger.com, much easier, don't you think?


"HOW CAN I MAKE THOSE COOL CARTOONS?"

You too can make those cool cartoons by getting a copy of Flash, I prefer version 5, getting a how to book, and learning it. I was able to make my first cartoon after about a month of experimenting, with the program that is. It can be as hard or as easy as you want the process to be. Enjoy.


"SHOULD I RECOMMEND THIS SITE TO MY FRIENDS?"

Of course you should recommend this site to your friends, family, coworkers, priests/rabbis, teachers, students, professors, mail men and women, your old football coach, the old lady down the block, and anyone else you can think of.


"WHAT'S AN EASTER EGG?"

An Easter egg is a cleverly or uncleverly hidden link, usually in web sites and DVD's. If you click on an Easter egg link you will find a hidden picture, sound file, or video. You can find them by placing the pointer over pictures that you know aren't links, if the pointer turns into a hand, it's probably an Easter egg. Good hunting.


"WHY DON'T YOU HAVE MORE CONTENT?"

It's not as easy as you would think for me to not only come up with new ideas, but also make them into flash cartoons. You can always count on at least 1 new cartoon per year. As always, I try and make more, god willing of course. Expect a lot more content after I win the lottery.


"WHAT TYPE OF TRAINING HAVE YOU HAD?"

I haven't had any official training. I kinda picked up HTML in college through one of my classes and then later learned the basics of Flash. Several years later I'm still learning new things about the program and I imagine I will continue to learn for years to come.


"DOES THIS SITE MAKE YOU RICH?"

No. This site does not make me rich, in fact it contributes to me being poor every month. My payment is the laughter on every person who graces my site, and the happiness that people get from watching. If you believe that one I'll tell you another. The site did help me find my wife and that's better than being rich.


"IF I DONATE WHERE WILL MY MONEY GO?"

If you donate, your money will go towards keeping this site happening, kinda like PBS but not as boring. The money will also go towards merchandising efforts, hats and crap that you guys can buy, legit programs that will make the site better, and will help me to afford to expand, buy more space.


"WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOUR LINK SWAPPING PROGRAM?"

My link swapping program is simple, you give me a link somewhere on your web site and I'll do the same for you on mine. You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. It's fun, all my friends are doing it. If you're interested just e-mail me and let me know.


"WHO DESIGNS YOUR SITE?"

Well yes, I in fact design my site. No expensive designers or fancy flash programmers help me out. If I had the money that would change in an instant. No, seriously, I would still take part in the creative process with some subordinate doing the work.


"HOW CAN I HIRE THE GUY THAT DESIGNS YOUR SITE?"

Since I am the guy that designs my site, you can look at the work I've done and see if it's something you would like for your own. Make sure to check out my Portfolio page and see the banners I've designed. I charge a fair price, usually by the hour, flash cartoons cost more than web pages of course. If you or someone you know would like to hire my services, please e-mail me at kevin@11-11-productions.com.


"WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANY MERCHANDISE?"

I don't have any mercahndise because I lack the capitol needed to have the merchandise made and to order supplies and to ship. If I win the lottery, get a bunch of donations or stumble across a leprechan with a pot of gold, I won't be able to sell merchandise, regretably.


"HOW MANY LA STORIES DO YOU PLAN ON MAKING?"

I plan on making the LA stories until I get to a point in my life where I am either too busy to make them or nothing exceptional or worthwhile has happened. If I move or if I suddenly die. If I do move only the name will change, for example if I moved to, say, Oklahoma, it would then be titled, "Kev's OK Story". Until that time I will continue to pump them out hopefully well into the double digits.




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